SHOCKING: You won't believe what this man did...

Just when you thought people couldn't get any weirder...this one ranks high on the list, alongside the woman I wrote about a while back who wanted to marry a tree.

I recently learned that my alma mater was on high alert after a man allegedly hid under a table in the campus library and smelled her feet. A man who matched the description of the "foot fetishist" was taken into custody earlier today, and police confirmed that they got their guy.

What would drive a person to do such a thing? Why would you want to be sniffing someone's feet in the first place? It's gross -- not to mention an invasion of privacy!

I've heard of people having foot fetishes before, but this is the first time I've learned of someone being caught in the act. I can't imagine what could be so stimulating about another person's foot -- let alone the smell it emits -- but it seems there's something out there for everyone to get turned on by.

What else might people find arousing?  Garbage bags? Adams apples? Arm pits?

I know you guys will likely come up with a few nifty puns. I've already thought of some of my own:

  • This guy has a nose for toes
  • Talk about someone who wants to toe the line
  • He really put his foot down
  • He shot himself in the foot
  • By catching him this quickly, the police accomplished a major "feat"
Any others you can come up with? What do you think of this story? Share your thoughts and please check out more posts by clicking here: How to Understand People

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